There must be an orange cat in his lineage, this one has the single brain cell.

  • FuglyDuck
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    1 month ago

    Stanford is a THEIF.

    HE STOLE THE ONE ORANGE BRAINCELL!

    (and apparently “orange” is contagious. What a cat, though… give him the scritches he likes, for me?)

    • SixtyOP
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      221 month ago

      His bro Wiat is cuddling on the bed rn, all scritched up.

      Time for bed.

      • FuglyDuck
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        121 month ago

        I uh, think you’re interrupting something.

        probably plotting world domination now that they have the orange brain cell. (i’d watch that movie, lol. Cats! but with a dash of despicable me and good music.)

  • Mr. WorldWide
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    161 month ago

    “Our soruces here at TMZ have revealed to us that Standford the cat also snorts and smokes catnip while periodically napping in the bath tub. Seems the pressures of being an ordinary house cat are really getting to him.”