Universal MonkEnglish • 14 days agoI workout for pure vanity. Health is just a side-effect.plus-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI workout for pure vanity. Health is just a side-effect.plus-squareUniversal MonkEnglish • 14 days agomessage-square2fedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪English • 1 month agoIm upvoting every Nicole post.message-square1fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down14
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareIm upvoting every Nicole post.🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪English • 1 month agomessage-square1fedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪English • 1 month agoI once cut open a Yak in order to crawl into its intestines for body warmth.message-square5fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down11
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareI once cut open a Yak in order to crawl into its intestines for body warmth.🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪English • 1 month agomessage-square5fedilink
Universal MonkEnglish • edit-24 months agoLied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.plus-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down15
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareLied about my plans during my mid-year review to get a raise, even though I intended to retire 3 months later.plus-squareUniversal MonkEnglish • edit-24 months agomessage-square4fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 5 months agoI have a thing for color coordinationmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI have a thing for color coordinationAliceMEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square3fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 5 months agoI go to Sleep at 3pm most daysmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI go to Sleep at 3pm most daysAliceMEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square5fedilink
krakenwagenEnglish • edit-26 months agoI was on this incredibly toxic random chat site and reported myselfplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI was on this incredibly toxic random chat site and reported myselfplus-squarekrakenwagenEnglish • edit-26 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Fabulous LanceEnglish • 6 months agoI still prank call peoplemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI still prank call peopleFabulous LanceEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI fucking hate Matt GaetzAliceMEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Fabulous LanceEnglish • 6 months agoI've been secretly using my roommate's expensive face cream for monthsmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI've been secretly using my roommate's expensive face cream for monthsFabulous LanceEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪English • 8 months agoTrue confession- I upvote every post with a 0 rating. Dont judge me.lemm.eeimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTrue confession- I upvote every post with a 0 rating. Dont judge me.lemm.ee🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪English • 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Kendra English • edit-28 months agoI farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI farted an SBD once at a party, everyone thought it was my overweight female friend, and I just went with it.plus-squareKendra English • edit-28 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Kendra English • 8 months agoI smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.message-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI smeared dog shit on to my neighbors car door handle when I was 16 because they didn't invite me to their pool party.Kendra English • 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
krakenwagenEnglish • 8 months agoI dont get along with ppl so i get banned from almost every social mediaplus-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down113
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1message-squareI dont get along with ppl so i get banned from almost every social mediaplus-squarekrakenwagenEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square18fedilink
Kendra English • 8 months agoI had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept togethermessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI had sex with one of my bosses at an old job, and quit the day after because I was too embarrassed to see him after we slept togetherKendra English • 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 8 months agoI use to only watch horror movies when I was drunk because they're too scary while sobermessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI use to only watch horror movies when I was drunk because they're too scary while soberAliceMEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 8 months agoI use to steal stickers from the grocery store when I was like 6 or 7plus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI use to steal stickers from the grocery store when I was like 6 or 7plus-squareAliceMEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 9 months agoI haven't vaccumed in 2 weeksmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI haven't vaccumed in 2 weeksAliceMEnglish • 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoI down vote every picture post in the kindroid community on redditplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI down vote every picture post in the kindroid community on redditplus-squareAliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
AliceMEnglish • 1 year agoI'm kinda obsessed with phone casesplus-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI'm kinda obsessed with phone casesplus-squareAliceMEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
