@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months agoTrump says he will take on paper straws with executive orderwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1217arrow-down17
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minus-square@Blackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish8•3 months agoPart of me wants Trump to live long enough to see his tacky Florida golf course three feet underwater. The other 99% of me wants him to die of leprosy.
minus-square@kreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoLeprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.
minus-square@apostrofail@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoGiving* him some STDs* or sending him a mountain of free McDonald’s*
minus-square@kreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agothe only fascists allowed in this world should be grammar fascists.
Part of me wants Trump to live long enough to see his tacky Florida golf course three feet underwater.
The other 99% of me wants him to die of leprosy.
Leprosy might be hard to arrange, and too slow. I just read up on it-- it can take up to 20 years after contact to kill you. Getting him some STD’s or sending him a mountain of free mcdonalds to “share with his staff” might do the trick.
Giving* him some STDs* or sending him a mountain of free McDonald’s*
the only fascists allowed in this world should be grammar fascists.