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irelephant [he/him]🍭M to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Yelling at servers.

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Yelling at servers.

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irelephant [he/him]🍭M to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @eddanja@lemmy.world
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    44•2 months ago

    Next time you’re at a restaurant, you should say, “Sudo, can I have the lasagna as my main?”

    • @De_Narm@lemmy.world
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      “[name] is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.”

    • vaguerant
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      You’ll still end up yelling at them, now over the correct pronunciation of sudo.

      • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        13•2 months ago

        it’s pronounced gif

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭OPM
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          12•2 months ago

          Jraphics integreated format?

          • @dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            4•2 months ago

            That’s giraffics you philistine!

            • @Lime66@lemmy.world
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              deleted by creator

      • aviationeast
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        5•2 months ago

        sudo su. I am the manager now. Give me all the lasagna you have.

        • @NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world
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          Sorry, user aviationeast is not allowed to execute ‘/bin/su’ as root on mintylasagna.

      • irelephant [he/him]🍭OPM
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        5•2 months ago

        Super User Do, so soo doo.

        • @IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah, but that sounds dumb, so it’s soo doe.

    • @CTDummy@lemm.ee
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      5•2 months ago

      Patron is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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      • @eddanja@lemmy.world
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        3•2 months ago

        man lasagna

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OPM
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      4•2 months ago

      Sandwiches weren’t cutting it?

      • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        4•2 months ago

        I understood that reference.

        https://xkcd.com/149/

    • kubica
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      3•2 months ago

      And you get no lasagna because of elevating the normal question to an existential question.

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