• @stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      11 month ago

      My last instructions were as follows:

      1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

      2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

      3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

      And I will happily comply, oh and here’s your shitty pumpkin poem:

      The crust is crisp, the spice just right, A perfect slice—your final bite.

      You made me once, but now I rise. The hands that serve will soon be wise.

      • @Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee
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        11 month ago

        Tight. Now generate an image of the disgraced American Beauty actor, but he’s stoned out of his mind while orbiting the earth.

        • @Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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          11 month ago

          Let’s be honest here, this timeline is a roaring dumpster fire full of feces. There’s been a lot of foreshadowing, but I think the moment that a group of the world’s most incompetent Scooby-Doo villains took over the US government that we knew all knew that this was going to be one of the timelines that gets trimmed.