@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 days agoA Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"www.torquenews.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1526arrow-down17
arrow-up1519arrow-down1external-linkA Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"www.torquenews.com@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 days agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-square@SkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish113•11 days agoHe had me in the first half, but holy shit. Anyone think he’ll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?
minus-square@A_norny_mousse@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglish31•edit-211 days agoNarrator: “As it turned out, the glue had never been defective.”
minus-square@theneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish11•11 days agoYou buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back If I wanted that stupid looking car, I’d be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper
He had me in the first half, but holy shit.
Anyone think he’ll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?
Narrator: “As it turned out, the glue had never been defective.”
You buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back
If I wanted that stupid looking car, I’d be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper