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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago

US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 3 months ago
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The U.S. government has banned American government personnel in China, as well as family members and contractors with security clearances, from any romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens.
  • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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    127•3 months ago

    If you’re a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

    • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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      56•3 months ago

      So you’re saying I need to find a government job in a non allied country

      • @NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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        1•3 months ago

        And hang out in brothels and preferably have an addiction. Either to gambling or sex. Those make the honey pot much easier

    • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      29•3 months ago

      What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?

      • @kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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        5•3 months ago

        When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that’s a-dingle

    • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Which can be turned to your advantage if you’re aware of it. “Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets”

    • @Sibshops@lemm.ee
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      8•3 months ago

      The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and “coincidently” likes all the same things.

    • @Saleh@feddit.org
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      8•3 months ago

      Same goes for “allied” countries. Since Snowden revealed how the US spied on their “allies” even in the most hideous ways, it should be clear that “allies” dont exist in spycraft.

    • @voluble@lemmy.ca
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      6•3 months ago

      Find someone who looks at you like the foreign adversary honeypot do

    • m-p{3}
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      4•3 months ago

      honeydick

    • fmstrat
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      4•3 months ago

      Government workers in other countries work there for years. This is bigger than meet-ups.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      3•3 months ago

      I like honey?

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        4•3 months ago

        Found Winnie the Pooh!

    • @ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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      2•3 months ago

      Because every citizen knows gov officials

    • @The_Caretaker@lemm.ee
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      2•3 months ago

      deleted by creator

    • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      1•3 months ago

      ‘but she said she was taiwanese!’

    • @jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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      1•3 months ago

      As a non government worker who is in a non allied country, I can tell you that lots if people want to touch my dingle. None of them are honeypots because I ain’t got nothing for them.

      Well, besides a dingle that’s statistically much larger than the locals. Many women like that…

      No, its not always a honeypot for government workers either.

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