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NONE to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days ago

Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

www.livescience.com

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Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

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NONE to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 days ago
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A phallus-shaped iceberg hovered off the coast of Dildo, Newfoundland in Conception Bay before collapsing.
  • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    25•8 days ago

    I thought my hand gesture was a chef’s kiss for such a confluence of events. Not sure what you’re on about.

    • Theatomictruth
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      17•8 days ago

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_pinching_conspiracy_theory

      • @peregrin5@lemm.ee
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        19•8 days ago

        Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

        • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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          0•6 days ago

          Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn’t

        • @GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          11•7 days ago

          I’m not insecure! YOU’RE INSECURE!

      • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        9•8 days ago

        that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

        Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

        • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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          4•7 days ago

          Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the “nope, that’s too deep”.

    • @peregrin5@lemm.ee
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      8•8 days ago

      🫰

      • @HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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        7•8 days ago

        🤙🏽

        • nocturne
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          8•8 days ago

          🤘

          • @OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
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            3•8 days ago

            🫵

            • Heathcliff
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              2•8 days ago

              👏 and 👍 if you 🫵 clicked 👅 to show 🎪 more comments 🎙️

              • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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                3•8 days ago

                🖕

    • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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      6•8 days ago

      It is Italian, but doesn’t mean what you think it means. Wanted to look up a link for the emoji but my European search alternative only showed results for the gesture in general. So here a Wikipedia link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_vuoi%3F

      Also, in related news, today I learned:

      In Malawi, the gesture refers to human testicles (machende) in the Bantu language Chichewa.

      • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        5•8 days ago

        Thanks for the info. Still the other response is quite confusing even with the conspiracy theory.

        • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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          -2•8 days ago

          It’s a sideways chefs kiss. Also, something, something, penis size.

          • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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            2•8 days ago

            I thought it was finger banging.

          • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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            2•8 days ago

            I could agree it is someone holding an invisible cigarette but I have not ever seen someone do a chefs kiss with the two fingers apart or sideways, let alone both.

            • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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              3•8 days ago

              Start of the motion. But I see where you’re coming from. This seems to be a matter of perception.

          • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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            0•8 days ago

            Ah, so you’re someone to ignore.

            • @remotelove@lemmy.ca
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              1•8 days ago

              I mean, sure. You do you, friend.

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