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irelephant [he/him]🍭M to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago

Yelling at servers.

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Yelling at servers.

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irelephant [he/him]🍭M to iiiiiiitttttttttttt@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 months ago
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  • @papercut@lemmy.ml
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    74•2 months ago

    That comment got me in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      21•2 months ago

      Yeah, 3) started to confuse me before I got it 😁

      • @Finadil@lemmy.world
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        21•2 months ago

        I’m the other way around, started reading the top and thought ‘what does an omelette have to do with a server.’

  • @eddanja@lemmy.world
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    44•2 months ago

    Next time you’re at a restaurant, you should say, “Sudo, can I have the lasagna as my main?”

    • @De_Narm@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      “[name] is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.”

    • vaguerant
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      9•2 months ago

      You’ll still end up yelling at them, now over the correct pronunciation of sudo.

      • @Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        13•2 months ago

        it’s pronounced gif

        • irelephant [he/him]🍭OPM
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          12•2 months ago

          Jraphics integreated format?

          • @dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            4•2 months ago

            That’s giraffics you philistine!

            • @Lime66@lemmy.world
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              deleted by creator

      • aviationeast
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        5•2 months ago

        sudo su. I am the manager now. Give me all the lasagna you have.

        • @NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world
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          2•2 months ago

          Sorry, user aviationeast is not allowed to execute ‘/bin/su’ as root on mintylasagna.

      • irelephant [he/him]🍭OPM
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        5•2 months ago

        Super User Do, so soo doo.

        • @IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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          9•2 months ago

          Yeah, but that sounds dumb, so it’s soo doe.

    • @stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

      • @eddanja@lemmy.world
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        3•2 months ago

        man lasagna

    • @CTDummy@lemm.ee
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      5•2 months ago

      Patron is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭OPM
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      4•2 months ago

      Sandwiches weren’t cutting it?

      • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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        4•2 months ago

        I understood that reference.

        https://xkcd.com/149/

    • kubica
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      3•2 months ago

      And you get no lasagna because of elevating the normal question to an existential question.

  • 2ugly2live
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    21•2 months ago

    “Access Denied”

    “YOU dare deny me!?”

    • @Droechai@lemm.ee
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      4•2 months ago

      Kate Moss: “sudo THIS!” gunshot

    • @LordKitsuna@lemmy.world
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      a link because i can’t figure out how to embed video in lemmy

      • threelonmusketeers
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        2•2 months ago

        Try this: ![](https://seafile.kitsuna.net/seafhttp/files/449a3276-4510-48ec-b299-37ee0028db41/VID_20230205205656.mp4)

        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

        • @LordKitsuna@lemmy.world
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          Unfortunately those tokens to the exact file are temporary as you can see the one in your message has already expired. Discord is able to handle using the raw link and grabbing the video just fine but I’m sure it does some kind of mumbo jumbo magic in the background to make that work

          • threelonmusketeers
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            1•2 months ago

            Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation!

  • @earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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    19•2 months ago

    I hope I’m not the only one who says, “Bitch, I am the administrator,” at their servers.

    • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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      Every single time Windows starts with some of its “you need to request permission from the administrator to access this folder” BS. Bitch, I am the administrator.

    • billwashere
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      1•2 months ago

      Nope.

  • @caboose2006@lemm.ee
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    18•2 months ago

    At first I was like 😡. But then I was like 😂

  • @MashedTech@lemmy.world
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    13•2 months ago

    Yelling at a server with hard drives decreases their performance.

    Proof: https://youtu.be/tDacjrSCeq4?si=Stn_x59fA8_WsVJX

    • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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      But disk-kun is doing his best, don’t scream at him! (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

  • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    commands

    I think I see the problem here.

    Edit: /me looks at community name

    Oh.

    … imma just head out.

  • @Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
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    7•2 months ago

    Yelling only makes them slower…at lwast the drives.

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      1•2 months ago

      Oh, I got that reference … and even if outdated, I still cannot import it in my headcanon. Just no.

  • aviationeast
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    5•2 months ago

    1 out of 10 people will get the joke.

    • @potoo22@programming.dev
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      12•2 months ago

      So half of people

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      So 1 out of 10 people is or has has dealings with a furry? :)

      This incident doesn’t need to be reported … :)

  • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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    Be careful yelling at servers, theres a frequency that wipes them.

  • @python@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I mean, are they live rats? Guess I’m either letting them run off under the table or asking for a to-go bag.

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