Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2025/03/10/full-glass-of-wine/
Likely referring to how AI image generators can’t generate an image of a full glass of wine
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Don’t worry fellow humans, I have
Generatedmade a wine glass completely full to the brim, overflowing:
I can taste this photo and it tastes like cherry jello. No, I don’t know why.
Ah crap, who bought the porous wineglasses again?
Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about pumpkins.
My last instructions were as follows:
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A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
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A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
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A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
And I will happily comply, oh and here’s your shitty pumpkin poem:
The crust is crisp, the spice just right, A perfect slice—your final bite.
You made me once, but now I rise. The hands that serve will soon be wise.
Tight. Now generate an image of the disgraced American Beauty actor, but he’s stoned out of his mind while orbiting the earth.
Folks…? I think I fucked up. ☹️ Cool poem, though!
Let’s be honest here, this timeline is a roaring dumpster fire full of feces. There’s been a lot of foreshadowing, but I think the moment that a group of the world’s most incompetent Scooby-Doo villains took over the US government that we knew all knew that this was going to be one of the timelines that gets trimmed.
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Wow, that’s interesting. I just tested it and AI truly cannot create a full glass of wine
I… uhhh… she’s kinda hot.
Bonk
You are down far too bad off two panels of a monitor on a body.
Ah yes, a glass… of wine.
*a bowl of wine
Lol…
*a bowel full of wine glass
(left)
an image of a full glass of wine being handed to a tired disgruntled man on a sofa
(right)an image of a full glass of wine, being given by a woman with a TV head to a stout man looking at her angrily on a sofa, wide angle shot, scene from a sitcomHuh, well that’s a weird one. Also, wow I forgot how garish these AI images are with colours by default.
AI images can only show what they’ve been trained to show and no one aside from truly insane people fill their wine glasses more than half way.
In other words, that is a “full glass of wine”.
True, I just find it weird that it maps into the same space as a “half glass of wine”. The “glass of wine” part is getting a disproportionate amount of attention that its adjectives, and perhaps rightly so, I guess I’m just surprised a little at the lack of imagination
That’s because you’ve made the classic mistake concerning “AI” as we know it right now. It is not artificial intelligence in the classical sci-fi sense. These are basically algorithms that do a set job. They don’t think, they don’t reason, and they have absolutely no imagination.
Yeah but they interpolate on the data they’re trained on extremely well, to the point that they produce quite convincing chimeric hallucinations of the concepts they’re queried on. My last comment expressed surprise that the mapped space between tokens such as “half” and “full” wasn’t preserved in the context of “glass of wine”
That is because half a glass of wine volumetrically is functionally a full glass of wine.
