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Maven (famous) to Comic Strips@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

Marry Me

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Marry Me

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  • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    79•4 months ago

    Save money by proposing at the same time

    • Maven (famous)OP
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      54•4 months ago

      As far as I can tell, only one of them is actually proposing and has a ring while the others are about to get a really rude awakening.

      • @lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        35•4 months ago

        True, that’s how the comic works. I was spinning it further

      • @perishthethought@lemm.ee
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        7•4 months ago

        Or the others will just have 4 awkward conversations

    • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      14•4 months ago

      I didn’t get you a ring because it’s an exploitative industry

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        7•4 months ago

        But I got you this burger king onion ring!

        • @samus12345@lemm.ee
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          5•4 months ago

        • @ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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          4•4 months ago

          But then I got hungry so I ate it.

    • @Goun@lemmy.ml
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      7•4 months ago

      We could make an app for that!

      • idunnololz
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        2•4 months ago

        A groupon

    • @affiliate@lemmy.world
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      3•4 months ago

      dropship proposals

  • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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    4 months ago

    We saw a man propose to his wife in a cute way. There was a person playing music and he got on his knees. She said yes and people were being supportive.

    Then I got down on my knee and proposed to my wife (again). My wife said no and walked away.

    I then quietly left the area to the awkward strangers, turned the corner to find my wife laughing at me.

    • @cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world
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      21•4 months ago

      your wife sounds fun, is she single?

      • @frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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        4•4 months ago

        Or at least available ;)

    • @Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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      6•4 months ago

      That is fucking fantastic. 😆 😊

  • paraphrand
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    30•4 months ago

    That one guy must feel weird about having hair.

    • Courant d'air 🍃
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      2•4 months ago

      Maybe it’s a topless girl

      • @TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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        1•4 months ago

        Not unlikely at all if it’s a European beach.

  • @stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    30•4 months ago

    500 for one discount, just post an ad in the paper for couples wanting to get engaged, rent out a beach pay for a sky writer charge each viewer ~50 to have will you marry me written in the sky boom

    ~ $25,000 -Subtotal

    ~ $150 -beach rental.

    ~ $2,500 -Skywriter.


    ~ $22,350 -Profit

    Free engagement -Priceless

  • ddh
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    18•4 months ago

    “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

  • Krafty Kactus
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    3•4 months ago

    I’m so confused

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      26•4 months ago

      See, a skywriter is a guy who gets paid to write messages in the sky with a plane’s exaust. It’s not so much a thing anymore, but it used to be the type of thing you’d see in movies.

      So this guy does that, on a beach, and proposes to his girlfriend. Meanwhile the other 4 couples can also see the message on account of how skies work. But those other 4 guys had no intention of proposing that day. So now they’re on a beach, their girlfriends are excited for something that isn’t coming, meanwhile the couple in yhe middle IS having a proposal.

      • Krafty Kactus
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        4•4 months ago

        Oh I didn’t see the plane XD. I thought it was just what they were all saying

      • @frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe
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        1•4 months ago

        Very much a thing if you live near a municipal airport, much less a thing if you don’t.

  • @geography082@lemm.ee
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    -1•4 months ago

    There is bald lady

    • @Really_long_toes@lemmy.world
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      6•4 months ago

      And topless, and probably has a huge cock

      • @geography082@lemm.ee
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        1•4 months ago

        Or maybe a vagina

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