I just mark any slughtly fishy mail as phising and send it to the helpdesk. Either I get s thank you back, or a „its legit“. either way, I dont need to worry about it anymore

I dont think this is passive agressive at all. The automatic reply would be, but as a status? No, this just communicates the way you want to be messaged

people get born every day

Im worried about the butcherknife in place of a scalpel though

your wife sounds fun, is she single?

that was uh… interesting