“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”

Call me when this space nazi leaves the planet.

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but our brains are apparently full of plastic. We need articles like this dumbed down for us.

“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like … against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MADE YOU THINK THAT, IDIOT?

God, that actually sounds kind of nice.

Man, jokes aside, having a 30 hour erection must have been really hard.