It’s because I have 500 open tabs and like 6 bookmarks

I mean, from a Birds Eye view by that description it could be Canada

Have a dedicated gaming pc that you never login to any of your real accounts with. Keep it off the network you use with the rest of your machines. Install windows and all the legit software you need. Create an image of your disk. Install pirated games and play them. Every so often wipe your disk and reset to your image.

And how do you dispose of it correctly? Cookware shouldn’t need to come with an MSDS sheet