At first glance I thought this was gonna be the Fitnessgram Pacer Test.

Show us a filled checkbox right this instant!

We don’t need to. But we do it anyway for ease of language flow. See: Every single contraction, some of which don’t even reduce syllables. Just contacted to make the tongue say it faster.

No mouth, no anus, no nostrils, no ear holes, not even a urethra on the tip of that dick. Not a single pore on this person’s body. That’s rough.

Why did I laugh at this?? I THOUGHT I HAD STANDARDS!

I think what your missing is that the trolley problem here isn’t an allegory for the US health care system. This trolley problem is entirely unrelated, and the victims are pleading their case for harm mitigation… Until it gets hijacked by a greedy CEO trying to bribe out of it. The self sacrifice the other two on his track is not symbolic of anything other than the generally growing hatred and resentment toward the billionaire class. It could be any CEO there. The health insurance one is just the currently relevant one.

What do you mean? I hope it was personal too. I’m already experiencing the catharsis vicariously.

Bigotry of low expectations!