That’s already a thing in Mexico (with a 3rd party reseller)

https://www.ishopmixup.com/iphoneforlife

Keep tuned for the first cyber truck spontaneous combustion and the recall for battery concerns

You are correct! And moreover, fragmentation was bad on HDDs because they are good at reading sequential data, so fragmentation limited performance by making reads more random. However, SSDs are the opposite and are more performant on random reads, so fragmentation actually benefits them! (some of the time)

And you will need it in 5-10 years if/when you have a display and accessory that requires it. I doubt anyone will need the new cable anytime soon

Cat.

But rehabilitation costs money, money that could go to private prisons instead