Dwemthy (he/him)

There are 5 “secret symbols”, you can tell by the 5 above the signature. Found: dynamite, pie, alien, eye, and a ‘K2’ https://www.bizarro.com/secret-symbols

My boomer mother swiped too far on her own phone when she was showing me something

Ah ha! I have you completely figured out! The next words out of your mouth will be: “the bowl of Captain Crunch should have cut the roof of your mouth to shreds!”

Mfw I’m checking for null

A major US bank that I used to use has case insensitive passwords, found that out one day when I noticed caps lock was on after logging in with no trouble

He’s into NFTs, if there’s something else idk about it

Speaker for the Dead is my guess