Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…

  • Geetnerd
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    4 days ago

    Know what else can turn you gay?

    Being gay your whole life.

    But, because your were brainwashed to believe that is wrong, and that it’s a “choice,” and because of course everyone is like you, you decide to go on a Jyhad to help other weak “sinners” like you wanting to slob a knob.

    But hey, the flesh is weak, and sometimes you end up in a motel room with a twink and some meth, but you keep that shit on the down low low. Because a “demon” got in you.

    “I love you, Darla, and the kids. I’m sorry…”

    • chingadera
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      144 days ago

      This is crazy specific, and I’m here to jerk off to it.

    • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      64 days ago

      There are plenty of people out there who believe gay people choose to be gay. Nevermind that straight people didn’t choose to be straight and can’t just will themselves into being attracted to people of the same sex.

      It’s such a a simple concept and yet I have to admit there was a point in my life where this had not occured to me until a friend of mine, who was gay, politely pointed it out. It made me seriously reconsider much of what I was taught about human sexuality.

      • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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        44 days ago

        I think most humans are at least somewhat bisexual. I think for some homophobes (and transphobes), it’s “I have these feelings too, I’m just superior because I’m suppressing it” - at least internally.

        “Spiritual warfare” is “I thought about what sucking that guy’s dick would be like for a few seconds, and was able to ‘win’ by not submitting.”

        • Geetnerd
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          18 hours ago

          Bi-Sexuality is a spectrum, not truly only 50/50 liking guys and girls.

          In my 20’s I had sex with several bi-sexual women who leaned more to the lesbian side (I’m a male,) but they had absolutely zero romantic interest in me, or any other man. All of them only dated women, exclusively. We were just friends who got a little drunk, found each other physically attractive, and got naked. And no, it wasn’t a “Get her drunk” scheme on my part, no one was passed out or roofied, and it was completely consensual. Just friends who liked each other very much, were horny, and made each other feel good for a little while.