Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…

  • @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    I think there’s a scandal on the horizon for this guy.

    lmao

    when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.

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          In 1999, Craig became sharply critical of U.S. President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Speaking on NBC’s Meet The Press, Craig told Tim Russert: “The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy – a naughty boy. I’m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.”

      • Zier
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        85 days ago

        After I got scanned, I let everyone on the plane board me early. What a journey!

    • chingadera
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      75 days ago

      I might get nuked for this, but I feel like we’re arguing for or against the best way for Republicans to violate our rights. Neither of these options are okay, and the TSA is a fucking poorly funded play.

      • @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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        4 days ago

        So are you saying to encourage the stupid people to think that the scanners will make you gay so they’ll get frisked instead? Interesting way to think about it.

        “Nah, nah, that will make me gay. You there, feel me up instead.”

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    845 days ago

    He just couldn’t maintain the dissociative barrier that he used to hypnotize himself into pretending he was straight anymore once he saw that cute twink flight attendant. Now all those repressed feelings are drowning him and he’s desperate to blame literally anything outside his own biology for the strong feelings of attraction toward men assaulting his senses from every direction.

  • Geetnerd
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    5 days ago

    Know what else can turn you gay?

    Being gay your whole life.

    But, because your were brainwashed to believe that is wrong, and that it’s a “choice,” and because of course everyone is like you, you decide to go on a Jyhad to help other weak “sinners” like you wanting to slob a knob.

    But hey, the flesh is weak, and sometimes you end up in a motel room with a twink and some meth, but you keep that shit on the down low low. Because a “demon” got in you.

    “I love you, Darla, and the kids. I’m sorry…”

    • chingadera
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      145 days ago

      This is crazy specific, and I’m here to jerk off to it.

    • @jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      65 days ago

      There are plenty of people out there who believe gay people choose to be gay. Nevermind that straight people didn’t choose to be straight and can’t just will themselves into being attracted to people of the same sex.

      It’s such a a simple concept and yet I have to admit there was a point in my life where this had not occured to me until a friend of mine, who was gay, politely pointed it out. It made me seriously reconsider much of what I was taught about human sexuality.

      • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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        44 days ago

        I think most humans are at least somewhat bisexual. I think for some homophobes (and transphobes), it’s “I have these feelings too, I’m just superior because I’m suppressing it” - at least internally.

        “Spiritual warfare” is “I thought about what sucking that guy’s dick would be like for a few seconds, and was able to ‘win’ by not submitting.”

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          Bi-Sexuality is a spectrum, not truly only 50/50 liking guys and girls.

          In my 20’s I had sex with several bi-sexual women who leaned more to the lesbian side (I’m a male,) but they had absolutely zero romantic interest in me, or any other man. All of them only dated women, exclusively. We were just friends who got a little drunk, found each other physically attractive, and got naked. And no, it wasn’t a “Get her drunk” scheme on my part, no one was passed out or roofied, and it was completely consensual. Just friends who liked each other very much, were horny, and made each other feel good for a little while.

  • @RBWells@lemmy.world
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    375 days ago

    I think when you think all sorts of everyday experiences can “turn you gay”, you might possibly be gay? And what do the scanners do to gay people? Turn them straight, or somehow more gay?

    Like, I’ve tried all sorts of things in my life, including same-sex sex, and am still straight - like even if I were actively trying to change my sexuality it doesn’t. Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      64 days ago

      Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.

      Being bi only doubles your likes, your odds stay roughly the same

    • Echo Dot
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      35 days ago

      It’s interesting that you even felt the need to try it though. I know I’m not attracted to men, I can just tell. I feel no need to test it.

      • @RBWells@lemmy.world
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        14 days ago

        But I am a lady, and women are beautiful, and we are more physically affectionate with each other. I think at least a large minority try? It wasn’t traumatic, just felt nothing like sex. Performance only, no excitement, no nothing. Though I guess it might be like that with a guy I wasn’t into, as well.

  • @x00z@lemmy.world
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    294 days ago

    He doesn’t want to go into the gay machine so he prefers to get patted down by other men.

  • @IThinkSometimes@lemm.ee
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    194 days ago

    It turned him gay after one scan! That is why, when his wife called the hotel room, a random guy answered the phone. He explained to her that her husband is now gay because of the airport scanner and he would be turned back once he scanned again. "They work like switches, he said to her, and then added, "and boy was your husband turned on!” He went in to explain it always makes her husband gay when travels.

  • @hardcoreufo@lemmy.world
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    335 days ago

    He’s using that as an excuse to have gay sex on when he travels. When you get scanned on the way home it turns you back straight. Or makes you gay^2 more research needs to be done.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      54 days ago

      Going through a second time cancels out the gay polarity. Just make sure you always go through an even number of times and you’ll always land back where you started.

    • Echo Dot
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      55 days ago

      First time through the machine makes you gay, second time gives you the voice.

    • @VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      34 days ago

      When you think of this projection - it adds up!

      Like it started as an excuse why he had a gay fling. He pieces together how he ended up balls deep in a twink and cornered on the TSA scanning him being the route cause.

    • @x00z@lemmy.world
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      24 days ago

      “Sorry honey I walked trough a scanner and suddenly found myself with his dick in my mouth.”

    • WIZARD POPE💫
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      25 days ago

      It’s like how negative times negative is positive again. Two times gay machine cancels out .

  • @I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    325 days ago

    Yea! Always opt out of the scanner and get groped by a male TSA agent instead. That’s definitely the less gay option!

    • @jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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      34 days ago

      Dont worry, they tell you they’ll use the back of their hand.

      Unless those stupid bomb sniffing machines false-positive and say they detected explosive residue on you. Then they take you into a back room and tell you they’re gonna grope you with the front of their hand, this time…

  • socsa
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    365 days ago

    Can confirm. I was super straight until I locked eyes with that tall dark and handsome TSA agent on the other side of the machine. Sounds like this dude has a similar story.

  • @Sciaphobia@lemm.ee
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    495 days ago

    After glancing at the picture of this person, I can honestly say that even stripped of this damning, projection laden context, I would have guessed the person pictured was gay.

    Such a weird cope. “It’s not me that’s gay, it’s the xrays, and the self checkouts, and the drive home from work, and the 5g, and…”

    • @futatorius@lemm.ee
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      75 days ago

      I hadn’t looked at the picture until you mentioned it. Yeah, he looks like he’s mad for it. Jeez, dude, just come out and enjoy it, and quit trying to make everyone else miserable.

      and the drive home from work

      Commuter traffic makes me want to use my fists sometimes, but not in that way, only to punch people.

    • @jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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      24 days ago

      He’s referring to ProVision. It doesn’t use xrays. It does see through your clothing. Thats why you can opt out.

    • @chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      74 days ago

      I’m unfamiliar with this particular issue… looked it up ahh, more government sanctioned abuse on our most vulnerable minorities in the false banner of protection.